So after around three to four to eighteen months later and a few hundred e-mails asking me to finish this story or die a fiery hot death I've decided to post everyone else's ending and let it be what it should have been way long before this! :D So without further ado I will post all of your comments that were to be the end of the story, in which some I have taken the liberty to complete, enjoy and thanks for reading!
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Whalecow
The robot spider crawled out of Mr. Goober's palm and up the midget's large intestine (his anus for the anatomically challenged). The tiny robot started to flash and beep, then there was silence. Mr. Goobers then said "say hello to lucifer for me... in hell"
The midget( confused ) replied "well you didn't need to say that, eveyone knows the devel is in h--"
the robot exploded inside the midgets asshole raining midget bodyparts everywhere. No really, like an extreme amount of body parts everywhere. A chunk of the midget's arm landed in africa and fed a family for a week. Another chunk of his feet landed in china and became an Idol of a new religeon. All the while Mr. Goobers was visiting his parent's grave as a teardrop rolled down his cheek, the camera fades away.
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NutsackMcgee
BakChoi the Coy (Don't know what a coy is, I don't either I think it's a toy) burst into the room and slammed the bear backwards into the wall. The midgets eyes widened and stood on the Coy. "What the hell are you?!" the midget asked as the Coy turned around. "Don't worry about that right now, we've got to do something about that spider!" Without noticing the spider had managed to get under the midgets shirt, he looked down and screamed "Ohh god get it out!!"
Coy looked at the ceiling above and aimed his laser watch at it, a flash then nothing as the night sky shown through where once a concrete roof was. "HOld on and try not to vomit" the coy said as he grabbed the midget. Suddenly a feeling of weightlessness encompased them as the two were lifted into the air. What seemed like an eternity later the two were on a spaceship as robot nurses ripped off the midgets clothes. With surgical precision they took care of the spider and destroyed it in a flash.
The midget stood up and rubbed his eyes. "well at least that's over" he said while walking towards the Coy. But as he reached him, the coy turned around with a face harder than steel on erection day "No." The Coy said. "It's just begin....we haven't even fought the space cowboys. Behind him, through the space window...the midget could see a thousand tiny specs drawing closer. "Each dot you see....is a cowboy spaceship...and we've got to fight....all of them!"
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EightyOrphans
The Spider danced on the oak wood table, distracting the midget just enough for Mr. Goobers to maul the Midget in the face. Just then all of the brotherhood of steel busted into the building and threw rocks at the Bear. The grave of Robert Goobers is shown next to his the graves of Daniel Goobers and Marsha Goobers, his parents. *credits roll with several brotherhood of steel members, the spider, Buzz, and the midget dancing to Smooth Criminal.
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ZombiePirate
Frank the retarded walrus tapdances on the face of a pregnant hooker. Then contracts AIDS and dies. At his funeral are Mr. Dingles and Grimmy who construct plan to conquer the world. Their efforts are crushed when they are eaten by a whale.
I didn't actually read yer story ;p
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LHGamers
Then the spider began to blurt out Irish dance music, as this spider's sophisticated AI understood that this certain midget was in fact... a leprechaun.
This enticed the midget, making him dance uncontrollably and extremely viciously. The midgets clothes began to turn green, at the same time a large green top-hat with a four-leaf clover on it appeared from thin air.
The bear shifted the heavy oak table with it's BrownBreachiness which revealed a small wooden door on the floor. Mr. Goobers bent down slowly while watching the midget dance and sing in an extremely high pitched voice: "It's the luck O' the Irish, It's the green O' the land, If I find you don't like it, I'll smack you with some ham".
The bear pulled out a small black cauldron full of gold coins and lucky charms. He said with a smirk on his face in a real deep voice: "I have you by the balls now;)"
The leprechaun replied "You also have t'ree wishes, if ya give me the pot O' gold" In a high pitched voice. this midget had a giant smile on his face when he saw the pot he was looking for his whole life ( because before the midget killed Mr. Goobers' parents, the mother put a curse on the leprechaun and turned him into a plain-jane midget )
The bear handed over the cauldron and thought for a second on what his three wishes would be... he first thought of a banana....it instantly appeared in front of him. "Oh god no!" he screamed as he backed against the wall. Sweat running down his paws he instantly thought of his next fear, giant balloons...they instantly flooded the room, and worse...they were filled with bananas. The bear, now suffocating in a balloon/banana crushed room struck a single paw into the nightmare that had become the room. "Please! Anyone help me!" Suddenly in the distance a pop, then another, suddenly a fury of pops filled his ear as the room seemed to expand. The bears vision blurred and faded. A sharp stinging sensation stuck to his arm as he opened his eyes. "How long was I out?" he thought, but his candy-dan watch had run out of batteries hours ago, the hands stuck at 10:48pm. He licked his tongue and stood up looking around the room. He saw a small note attached to a bag of jelly beans. He picked it up and read it "I've got the balls for this one" it was signed Duke and a large pregnant woman was drawn on the bottom. He blinked and for an instant he felt the surge of giving birth to a new born boy, he cried that night...he had become a mother...(WHAT?!)
Amazing Al! It's pure literature!:')
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