So I'm finally taking a 'hey ass face you should do this' stance on checking youtube messages. Needless to say most of them are for pretty lame, already done, old, or simply the most disgusting mods ever. But every once in awhile their is a gem in that pile of love that you all send me and this one was sent to me after a viewer watched 'Rex's Funeral'. Simply from that video you can tell how far behind I am :P
Anyhoo without further adoo here is a fan fiction of by ThePurpleClone, if you're out their fine sir! This was beautiful! :D
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`~`~`~`~`~ Ode To Rex ~`~`~`~`~`
Those danm ninjas. They had surrounded AlChestbreach and crew
(Mister Cuddlesworth, Cass, Rex). They came from everywhere, unholstering their demonic chainsaws with lightning fast reflexes pointing them directly at Rex. Now see, in his
early years, Rex had had some bad experiences with the ninjas, well actually he just pissed on their floor and ran.
The ninjas went full force at Rex, intent on killing him, smacking aside all precautions set by AlChesbreach, that is, disabling Hardcore mode. AlChestbreach had managed to get one of the ninjas as he was hurtling toward Rex, but it was no use. He screamed in horror at the sight off his best friend, maybe his only TRUE friend, being ripped open by the ninja's chainsaw and straghit through his, "Little Baby Heart" (Copyright, AlChesbreach Inc.). AlChescbreach became enraged at this and set aside all reasoning, screaming out, "YOU BASTARDS, YOU KILLED MY ONLY DOG!" He proceeded to murder every last ninja on the road, did I mention it was on a road? Well I meant to say muffins...
After the fighting was done and every ninja was blown... to kingdom come, AlChestbreach weeped over the body of what was his favorite companion. He stated, "Rex, Rex wake up" but it was no use, the pointy sticks of the ninja's were tipped off with blood from a nightstalker, giving them the power to fly...
Day's went by after that battle that AlChestbreach didn't think about his dog, though to him, Rex wasn't just a dog, he was a robot dog, and that meant the world to AlChesbreach.AlChestbreach swore that one day, he would bury his friend.
AlChesbreach went on to other adventures with the remaning party members of his crew. Along the way he recruited many others, robots, gouls, even a Frankenstien kinda thing. But none lived up to the legacy that Rex withheld. AlChestbreach also traveled to many other worlds of different kinds, a low-rez, GTA style world, a even more low-rez but nystalgic world, and even an odd, blocky world where he created homes, ports, and burned down evil villages. It would take years, even decades before he would realize that he would have to go back to the world he hailed from, to bury his long forgotten friend, remembering that he still had a score to settle with the ninjas...
`~`~`~`~`~ To Be Continued (maybe) ~`~`~`~`~`
Friday, February 17, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
The cats are out!
So I just let out both my cats, one on the side door, the other the front. They're probably going to brutally beat the shit out of each other but 'out in the wilderness' as I call it....all is fair.
So yeah, working on some 'Billtcm' stuff since I'm off work tomorrow. For those of you that don't know 'Billtcm' is my 'regular'(?) youtube channel, although I will warn you that my face is there....never thought I'd ever type that sentence. But yeah, I've been backlogging so many projects since I started doing let's plays that my friends kind of don't trust me to record anything in 'the real world' now lol. But I'll slowly start chugging through em, they usually come out good to me at least. And to be honest if it makes me laugh than I don't really mind if no one else does.
I have shorts from 2009 that haven't been edited...what the hell is wrong with me...oh yeah...500th subscriber video.
To be perfectly honest I actually had started the 500th sub video way back in those days. I still have the video too, it was going to involve my character building an entire community entitled 'Bitch City' above the Brotherhood of Steels secret bunker. That shit is so ancient Rex and Cass are in the damn thing lol, not even Cuddlesworth was in it! I <3 you Cuddles.
I'll eventually finish it, but first comes Ballarms then Hannukah special....probably in a reverse of that order.
Well it's considerably late and I'm going to go downstairs and let whoever isn't dead back inside. Well, actually I'm going to eat a candy bar and drink iced tea first....but that really doesn't matter whatsoever.
Tell me what you thought of my shitty rambling! :D
-Al
So yeah, working on some 'Billtcm' stuff since I'm off work tomorrow. For those of you that don't know 'Billtcm' is my 'regular'(?) youtube channel, although I will warn you that my face is there....never thought I'd ever type that sentence. But yeah, I've been backlogging so many projects since I started doing let's plays that my friends kind of don't trust me to record anything in 'the real world' now lol. But I'll slowly start chugging through em, they usually come out good to me at least. And to be honest if it makes me laugh than I don't really mind if no one else does.
I have shorts from 2009 that haven't been edited...what the hell is wrong with me...oh yeah...500th subscriber video.
To be perfectly honest I actually had started the 500th sub video way back in those days. I still have the video too, it was going to involve my character building an entire community entitled 'Bitch City' above the Brotherhood of Steels secret bunker. That shit is so ancient Rex and Cass are in the damn thing lol, not even Cuddlesworth was in it! I <3 you Cuddles.
I'll eventually finish it, but first comes Ballarms then Hannukah special....probably in a reverse of that order.
Well it's considerably late and I'm going to go downstairs and let whoever isn't dead back inside. Well, actually I'm going to eat a candy bar and drink iced tea first....but that really doesn't matter whatsoever.
Tell me what you thought of my shitty rambling! :D
-Al
Sunday, February 12, 2012
February...the month of everything
So yeah February is half-way through and still there's a thousand things to do involving real life and the wonderful internet world of teh youtubes. The following number of things comes in no order of anything, except for what popped into my mind...well in that order.
First off 'Walking Dead' starts in about.....12ish hours and I'm looking forward to watching some god damn zombie blowing television....on my computer of course.
Second, the Mass Effect demo comes out promptly in two days. I'll probably play through alone(the demo), then just do a recorded playthrough and post it to see what you guys think. I may be doing a co-op record with some of the guys(Joe,George,Twar?) but I'll hang off on that since part three may interfere.
Three!-The Skyrim creation kit is out! And hence any excuse for me not doing mods has ended(well...not really but still). I'll be doing some mods of skyrim as soon as my playthrough ends hopefully this week. Although a lot of people wanted me to do a more in-depth playthrough like some other commentary peeps I feel that I can only do some much with playthroughs until I become just another dude playing some game that doesn't differentiate me from the rest of 'those dudes'. And my golden rule(well maybe silver, or ox...it's a material look it up...well no, don't, DONT STOP!) is usually to keep it unique or die a painful death. So yeah, Skyrim mods, very soon, no quest mods are out though, so that sucks, so does all this punctuation that doesn't work at all.
It's really late and my head wants to come out of my eyes so I think I'm going to go to sleep now.
Also I'll keep doing these posts, I'll try not to die like last time guys lol.
I fight bears in moonlight.
First off 'Walking Dead' starts in about.....12ish hours and I'm looking forward to watching some god damn zombie blowing television....on my computer of course.
Second, the Mass Effect demo comes out promptly in two days. I'll probably play through alone(the demo), then just do a recorded playthrough and post it to see what you guys think. I may be doing a co-op record with some of the guys(Joe,George,Twar?) but I'll hang off on that since part three may interfere.
Three!-The Skyrim creation kit is out! And hence any excuse for me not doing mods has ended(well...not really but still). I'll be doing some mods of skyrim as soon as my playthrough ends hopefully this week. Although a lot of people wanted me to do a more in-depth playthrough like some other commentary peeps I feel that I can only do some much with playthroughs until I become just another dude playing some game that doesn't differentiate me from the rest of 'those dudes'. And my golden rule(well maybe silver, or ox...it's a material look it up...well no, don't, DONT STOP!) is usually to keep it unique or die a painful death. So yeah, Skyrim mods, very soon, no quest mods are out though, so that sucks, so does all this punctuation that doesn't work at all.
It's really late and my head wants to come out of my eyes so I think I'm going to go to sleep now.
Also I'll keep doing these posts, I'll try not to die like last time guys lol.
I fight bears in moonlight.
Wait...I still have this?!
So after around three to four to eighteen months later and a few hundred e-mails asking me to finish this story or die a fiery hot death I've decided to post everyone else's ending and let it be what it should have been way long before this! :D So without further ado I will post all of your comments that were to be the end of the story, in which some I have taken the liberty to complete, enjoy and thanks for reading!
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Whalecow
The robot spider crawled out of Mr. Goober's palm and up the midget's large intestine (his anus for the anatomically challenged). The tiny robot started to flash and beep, then there was silence. Mr. Goobers then said "say hello to lucifer for me... in hell"
The midget( confused ) replied "well you didn't need to say that, eveyone knows the devel is in h--"
the robot exploded inside the midgets asshole raining midget bodyparts everywhere. No really, like an extreme amount of body parts everywhere. A chunk of the midget's arm landed in africa and fed a family for a week. Another chunk of his feet landed in china and became an Idol of a new religeon. All the while Mr. Goobers was visiting his parent's grave as a teardrop rolled down his cheek, the camera fades away.
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NutsackMcgee
BakChoi the Coy (Don't know what a coy is, I don't either I think it's a toy) burst into the room and slammed the bear backwards into the wall. The midgets eyes widened and stood on the Coy. "What the hell are you?!" the midget asked as the Coy turned around. "Don't worry about that right now, we've got to do something about that spider!" Without noticing the spider had managed to get under the midgets shirt, he looked down and screamed "Ohh god get it out!!"
Coy looked at the ceiling above and aimed his laser watch at it, a flash then nothing as the night sky shown through where once a concrete roof was. "HOld on and try not to vomit" the coy said as he grabbed the midget. Suddenly a feeling of weightlessness encompased them as the two were lifted into the air. What seemed like an eternity later the two were on a spaceship as robot nurses ripped off the midgets clothes. With surgical precision they took care of the spider and destroyed it in a flash.
The midget stood up and rubbed his eyes. "well at least that's over" he said while walking towards the Coy. But as he reached him, the coy turned around with a face harder than steel on erection day "No." The Coy said. "It's just begin....we haven't even fought the space cowboys. Behind him, through the space window...the midget could see a thousand tiny specs drawing closer. "Each dot you see....is a cowboy spaceship...and we've got to fight....all of them!"
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EightyOrphans
The Spider danced on the oak wood table, distracting the midget just enough for Mr. Goobers to maul the Midget in the face. Just then all of the brotherhood of steel busted into the building and threw rocks at the Bear. The grave of Robert Goobers is shown next to his the graves of Daniel Goobers and Marsha Goobers, his parents. *credits roll with several brotherhood of steel members, the spider, Buzz, and the midget dancing to Smooth Criminal.
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ZombiePirate
Frank the retarded walrus tapdances on the face of a pregnant hooker. Then contracts AIDS and dies. At his funeral are Mr. Dingles and Grimmy who construct plan to conquer the world. Their efforts are crushed when they are eaten by a whale.
I didn't actually read yer story ;p
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LHGamers
Then the spider began to blurt out Irish dance music, as this spider's sophisticated AI understood that this certain midget was in fact... a leprechaun.
This enticed the midget, making him dance uncontrollably and extremely viciously. The midgets clothes began to turn green, at the same time a large green top-hat with a four-leaf clover on it appeared from thin air.
The bear shifted the heavy oak table with it's BrownBreachiness which revealed a small wooden door on the floor. Mr. Goobers bent down slowly while watching the midget dance and sing in an extremely high pitched voice: "It's the luck O' the Irish, It's the green O' the land, If I find you don't like it, I'll smack you with some ham".
The bear pulled out a small black cauldron full of gold coins and lucky charms. He said with a smirk on his face in a real deep voice: "I have you by the balls now;)"
The leprechaun replied "You also have t'ree wishes, if ya give me the pot O' gold" In a high pitched voice. this midget had a giant smile on his face when he saw the pot he was looking for his whole life ( because before the midget killed Mr. Goobers' parents, the mother put a curse on the leprechaun and turned him into a plain-jane midget )
The bear handed over the cauldron and thought for a second on what his three wishes would be... he first thought of a banana....it instantly appeared in front of him. "Oh god no!" he screamed as he backed against the wall. Sweat running down his paws he instantly thought of his next fear, giant balloons...they instantly flooded the room, and worse...they were filled with bananas. The bear, now suffocating in a balloon/banana crushed room struck a single paw into the nightmare that had become the room. "Please! Anyone help me!" Suddenly in the distance a pop, then another, suddenly a fury of pops filled his ear as the room seemed to expand. The bears vision blurred and faded. A sharp stinging sensation stuck to his arm as he opened his eyes. "How long was I out?" he thought, but his candy-dan watch had run out of batteries hours ago, the hands stuck at 10:48pm. He licked his tongue and stood up looking around the room. He saw a small note attached to a bag of jelly beans. He picked it up and read it "I've got the balls for this one" it was signed Duke and a large pregnant woman was drawn on the bottom. He blinked and for an instant he felt the surge of giving birth to a new born boy, he cried that night...he had become a mother...(WHAT?!)
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Whalecow
The robot spider crawled out of Mr. Goober's palm and up the midget's large intestine (his anus for the anatomically challenged). The tiny robot started to flash and beep, then there was silence. Mr. Goobers then said "say hello to lucifer for me... in hell"
The midget( confused ) replied "well you didn't need to say that, eveyone knows the devel is in h--"
the robot exploded inside the midgets asshole raining midget bodyparts everywhere. No really, like an extreme amount of body parts everywhere. A chunk of the midget's arm landed in africa and fed a family for a week. Another chunk of his feet landed in china and became an Idol of a new religeon. All the while Mr. Goobers was visiting his parent's grave as a teardrop rolled down his cheek, the camera fades away.
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NutsackMcgee
BakChoi the Coy (Don't know what a coy is, I don't either I think it's a toy) burst into the room and slammed the bear backwards into the wall. The midgets eyes widened and stood on the Coy. "What the hell are you?!" the midget asked as the Coy turned around. "Don't worry about that right now, we've got to do something about that spider!" Without noticing the spider had managed to get under the midgets shirt, he looked down and screamed "Ohh god get it out!!"
Coy looked at the ceiling above and aimed his laser watch at it, a flash then nothing as the night sky shown through where once a concrete roof was. "HOld on and try not to vomit" the coy said as he grabbed the midget. Suddenly a feeling of weightlessness encompased them as the two were lifted into the air. What seemed like an eternity later the two were on a spaceship as robot nurses ripped off the midgets clothes. With surgical precision they took care of the spider and destroyed it in a flash.
The midget stood up and rubbed his eyes. "well at least that's over" he said while walking towards the Coy. But as he reached him, the coy turned around with a face harder than steel on erection day "No." The Coy said. "It's just begin....we haven't even fought the space cowboys. Behind him, through the space window...the midget could see a thousand tiny specs drawing closer. "Each dot you see....is a cowboy spaceship...and we've got to fight....all of them!"
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EightyOrphans
The Spider danced on the oak wood table, distracting the midget just enough for Mr. Goobers to maul the Midget in the face. Just then all of the brotherhood of steel busted into the building and threw rocks at the Bear. The grave of Robert Goobers is shown next to his the graves of Daniel Goobers and Marsha Goobers, his parents. *credits roll with several brotherhood of steel members, the spider, Buzz, and the midget dancing to Smooth Criminal.
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ZombiePirate
Frank the retarded walrus tapdances on the face of a pregnant hooker. Then contracts AIDS and dies. At his funeral are Mr. Dingles and Grimmy who construct plan to conquer the world. Their efforts are crushed when they are eaten by a whale.
I didn't actually read yer story ;p
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LHGamers
Then the spider began to blurt out Irish dance music, as this spider's sophisticated AI understood that this certain midget was in fact... a leprechaun.
This enticed the midget, making him dance uncontrollably and extremely viciously. The midgets clothes began to turn green, at the same time a large green top-hat with a four-leaf clover on it appeared from thin air.
The bear shifted the heavy oak table with it's BrownBreachiness which revealed a small wooden door on the floor. Mr. Goobers bent down slowly while watching the midget dance and sing in an extremely high pitched voice: "It's the luck O' the Irish, It's the green O' the land, If I find you don't like it, I'll smack you with some ham".
The bear pulled out a small black cauldron full of gold coins and lucky charms. He said with a smirk on his face in a real deep voice: "I have you by the balls now;)"
The leprechaun replied "You also have t'ree wishes, if ya give me the pot O' gold" In a high pitched voice. this midget had a giant smile on his face when he saw the pot he was looking for his whole life ( because before the midget killed Mr. Goobers' parents, the mother put a curse on the leprechaun and turned him into a plain-jane midget )
The bear handed over the cauldron and thought for a second on what his three wishes would be... he first thought of a banana....it instantly appeared in front of him. "Oh god no!" he screamed as he backed against the wall. Sweat running down his paws he instantly thought of his next fear, giant balloons...they instantly flooded the room, and worse...they were filled with bananas. The bear, now suffocating in a balloon/banana crushed room struck a single paw into the nightmare that had become the room. "Please! Anyone help me!" Suddenly in the distance a pop, then another, suddenly a fury of pops filled his ear as the room seemed to expand. The bears vision blurred and faded. A sharp stinging sensation stuck to his arm as he opened his eyes. "How long was I out?" he thought, but his candy-dan watch had run out of batteries hours ago, the hands stuck at 10:48pm. He licked his tongue and stood up looking around the room. He saw a small note attached to a bag of jelly beans. He picked it up and read it "I've got the balls for this one" it was signed Duke and a large pregnant woman was drawn on the bottom. He blinked and for an instant he felt the surge of giving birth to a new born boy, he cried that night...he had become a mother...(WHAT?!)
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