Friday, February 17, 2012

CHECKING MESSAGES!

So I'm finally taking a 'hey ass face you should do this' stance on checking youtube messages. Needless to say most of them are for pretty lame, already done, old, or simply the most disgusting mods ever. But every once in awhile their is a gem in that pile of love that you all send me and this one was sent to me after a viewer watched 'Rex's Funeral'. Simply from that video you can tell how far behind I am :P

Anyhoo without further adoo here is a fan fiction of by ThePurpleClone, if you're out their fine sir! This was beautiful! :D


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`~`~`~`~`~ Ode To Rex ~`~`~`~`~`

Those danm ninjas. They had surrounded AlChestbreach and crew
(Mister Cuddlesworth, Cass, Rex). They came from everywhere, unholstering their demonic chainsaws with lightning fast reflexes pointing them directly at Rex. Now see, in his
early years, Rex had had some bad experiences with the ninjas, well actually he just pissed on their floor and ran.

The ninjas went full force at Rex, intent on killing him, smacking aside all precautions set by AlChesbreach, that is, disabling Hardcore mode. AlChestbreach had managed to get one of the ninjas as he was hurtling toward Rex, but it was no use. He screamed in horror at the sight off his best friend, maybe his only TRUE friend, being ripped open by the ninja's chainsaw and straghit through his, "Little Baby Heart" (Copyright, AlChesbreach Inc.). AlChescbreach became enraged at this and set aside all reasoning, screaming out, "YOU BASTARDS, YOU KILLED MY ONLY DOG!" He proceeded to murder every last ninja on the road, did I mention it was on a road? Well I meant to say muffins...

After the fighting was done and every ninja was blown... to kingdom come, AlChestbreach weeped over the body of what was his favorite companion. He stated, "Rex, Rex wake up" but it was no use, the pointy sticks of the ninja's were tipped off with blood from a nightstalker, giving them the power to fly...

Day's went by after that battle that AlChestbreach didn't think about his dog, though to him, Rex wasn't just a dog, he was a robot dog, and that meant the world to AlChesbreach.AlChestbreach swore that one day, he would bury his friend.

AlChesbreach went on to other adventures with the remaning party members of his crew. Along the way he recruited many others, robots, gouls, even a Frankenstien kinda thing. But none lived up to the legacy that Rex withheld. AlChestbreach also traveled to many other worlds of different kinds, a low-rez, GTA style world, a even more low-rez but nystalgic world, and even an odd, blocky world where he created homes, ports, and burned down evil villages. It would take years, even decades before he would realize that he would have to go back to the world he hailed from, to bury his long forgotten friend, remembering that he still had a score to settle with the ninjas...

`~`~`~`~`~ To Be Continued (maybe) ~`~`~`~`~`

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