The door exploded into a thousand splinters as a midget in a red shirt flew threw the air in a tight ball wrapping his legs under his arms. He unfurled himself mid-awesome-fucking-surf and landed with the grace of a cat on shrooms.
He lifted a .45 caliber pistol and eyed the bear on the other side of the room wearing a top hat and a grin made of pure evil. He sat at a large oak desk with intricate designs carved into the aged wood.
"I'm taking you down Robert Goober, you've eaten your last couple at this national park!"
The bear stood up and cracked his knuckles, he paused for a moment and looked at his feet noticing the black bulges that held his massive claws and protruded out of his fur. His gaze locked back to the midget...fucking midgets....this bear hated them...they had killed his parents thirteen years earlier, and this was the moment he had been waiting for.
The midget fidgeted....like a midget. "Don't think you've got all day!" He was nervous, did the bear know? It was his first mission, he couldn't know...he was a bear...right?!
Mr. Goobers, the bear, yeah...his name is Mr. Goobers get over it. Anyhow, Mr. Goobers put his grin into sleep mode and flipped his paw open, a tiny robot shaped spider bounced in his palm and jumped down onto the desk below him.
(What the fuck happens next?!-I got bored that's what!-Write something in the comments and if I don't get killed in the next week I'll pick one and finish the story! :D)
WAIT WHAT? D:
ReplyDeleteA VELOCIRAPTOR NAMED TOMATHAS BURSTS INTO THE ROOM, TRYING TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION...WITH FUSES!
ReplyDeleteThe robot spider crawled out of Mr. Goober's palm and up the midget's large intestine (his anus for the anatomically challenged). The tiny robot started to flash and beep, then there was silence. Mr. Goobers then said "say hello to lucifer for me... in hell"
ReplyDeleteThe midget( confused ) replied "well you didn't need to say that, eveyone knows the devel is in h--"
the robot exploded inside the midgets asshole raining midget bodyparts everywhere. No really, like an extreme amount of body parts everywhere. A chunk of the midget's arm landed in africa and fed a family for a week. Another chunk of his feet landed in china and became an Idol of a new religeon. All the while Mr. Goobers was visiting his parent's grave as a teardrop rolled down his cheek, the camera fades away.
Most people read small children bed time stories, and have them watch blues clues...i read them this and have them watch your videos.
ReplyDeleteBakChoi the Coy should run in and kung fu kick the bear through the wall and levitate into his spaceship where he then proceeds to fight off space cowboys.
ReplyDeleteThe Spider danced on the oak wood table, distracting he midget just enough for Mr. Goobers to maul the Midget in the face. Just then all of the brotherhood of steel busted into the building and threw rocks at the Bear. The grave of Robert Goobers is shown next to his the graves of Daniel Goobers and Marsha Goobers, his parents. *credits roll with several brotherhood of steel members, the spider, Buzz, and the midget dancing to Smooth Criminals I really don't give a fuck. :D
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ReplyDeleteFrank the retarded walrus tapdances on the face of a pregnant hooker. Then contracts AIDS and dies. At his funeral are Mr. Dingles and Grimmy who construct plan to conquer the world. Their efforts are crushed when they are eaten by a whale.
ReplyDeleteI didn't actually read yer story ;p
Then the spider began to blurt out Irish dance music, as this spider's sophisticated AI understood that this certain midget was in fact... a leprechaun.
ReplyDeleteThis enticed the midget, making him dance uncontrollably and extremely viciously. The midgets clothes began to turn green, at the same time a large green top-hat with a four-leaf clover on it appeared from thin air.
The bear shifted the heavy oak table with it's BrownBreachiness which revealed a small wooden door on the floor. Mr. Goobers bent down slowly while watching the midget dance and sing in an extremely high pitched voice: "It's the luck O' the Irish, It's the green O' the land, If I find you don't like it, I'll smack you with some ham".
The bear pulled out a small black cauldron full of gold coins and lucky charms. He said with a smirk on his face in a real deep voice: "I have you by the balls now;)"
The leprechaun replied "You also have t'ree wishes, if ya give me the pot O' gold" In a high pitched voice. this midget had a giant smile on his face when he saw the pot he was looking for his whole life ( because before the midget killed Mr. Goobers' parents, the mother put a curse on the leprechaun and turned him into a plain-jane midget )
The bear handed over the cauldron and thought for a second on what his three wishes would be... {You carry on the story, Al!:D}